hogwartsguidetolife

shoujo-goddess:

owlmylove:

during a quidditch game the Ravenclaw announcer narrates “and the seeker’s taking a dive, he’s turning down, can he-” before a muggleborn darts in and yells “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT” into the mic and every muggleborn in the entire arena loses their minds

"oh an excellent-" another muggleborn grabs the mic and yells "SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOT SHOT SHOTS! EVERYBODY!!" and there is no hope of recovering the crowd of dancing muggleborns after that

trophyfurs
trophyfurs:

williamscathe:

Boifriend+boyfriend are presented with the fruit of my hands’ rare idleness: my first attempt at vegan (or any) pancakes, in bed. Well reviewed! Phew. Then comes dessert: vegan strawberries & cream. Commence… feels? (featuring @brimstone-and-ash & @lipstickonashadow)

*Attempts to form believable explanation of happy tears and sounds to give to confused boss*

everything about this is my favorite part of poly

trophyfurs:

williamscathe:

Boifriend+boyfriend are presented with the fruit of my hands’ rare idleness: my first attempt at vegan (or any) pancakes, in bed. Well reviewed! Phew. Then comes dessert: vegan strawberries & cream. Commence… feels? (featuring @brimstone-and-ash & @lipstickonashadow)

*Attempts to form believable explanation of happy tears and sounds to give to confused boss*

everything about this is my favorite part of poly

sirdanielhowell

slayboybunny:

every now and my cat does something very human like and i get very nervous and ask him “are you a person trapped in a cat’s body. or did you choose this body” very seriously to see if this time he will communicate with me and he always kinda looks to the side and then does what i imagine to be a person doing a bad impression of a cat and it makes me so nervous cuz  i do way too much weird shit around my cat for him to actually be a dude pretending to be a cat